Bruce Springsteen Reportedly Arrested

Fresh on the heals of a really annoying Super Bowl Jeep commercial, news broke that apparently Bruce Springsteen was arrested for DWI in his home state of NewJersey sometime in November.

Reckless driving?
Was he doing 360s on the grass with a bottle of tequila hanging out the window?
Rock and roll!!!!!!

He wants America to meet in the middle……………..of the road

He was blinded by the police light

Did he have 41 shots?

Thank god no wreck on the highway

At least he wasn’t driving a stolen car in the tunnel of love

Did the highway patrolman ask him if he knew where he was and did he reply “Atlantic City?

It’s hard to be a saint in the city

Rock on!

GQ

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